POOTICKETS

Waitlist now open

Every Aussie knows what a poo ticket is.Now there's a better one.

Extra large, seriously soft wet wipes for everyday use, at home and out and about. Coming soon to a dunny near you.

First in gets first dibs.

Tap the pack

Toilet paper's had a good run.

It's been doing the job since before your nan was born. But let's be honest, dry paper isn't exactly cutting edge. You wouldn't wash your ute with a dry rag, would you?

Poo Tickets are extra large, soft wet wipes being developed for everyday use in Australia. Start with a pack in the bathroom, with handy singles planned for when you're out and about. We're getting ready to launch, so join the waitlist for first dibs.

Why Poo Tickets

Three good reasons to upgrade your ticket.

01

Built Bigger

Extra large, so you're not mucking around with five of them.

02

Fresh as a Sea Breeze

Soft, cool and properly clean. For a bum that's seen some things and would rather forget them.

03

Every Day. Everywhere.

Keep a pack in the bathroom for your everyday routine, with handy singles for the gym, the ute and weekends away.

Everyday freshness, home or away. Handy singles for your gym bag, glovebox or weekend bag.

Made for Aussies who...

  • Reckon their bathroom deserves an upgrade
  • Work on site and know the portaloo struggle
  • Go bush and leave the comforts behind
  • Hit festivals, footy trips and bucks weekends
  • Just reckon they deserve better

Get Your Ticket

We're launching soon. Pop your details in and you'll be first to know, plus a launch discount for early legends.

Helps us see where demand is

Fair questions.

It's on the way. We're finalising the wipes now and want to know how many of you are keen before we launch.

Poo Tickets. Proudly Aussie. Seriously soft.

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